Brother Crossing

I’m driving with this guy, and he runs right through a Stop sign. So I say, “Hey, that was a Stop sign.”

And he says, “I drive like my brother!”

A few blocks later, he plows right through a red light. I say, “You just ran a red light.”

And he says, “I drive like my brother!”

So now we’re coming up on a green light, and he slows down. I’m confused, so I say, “It’s green;

why are you slowing down?” He says, “My brother might be coming.”