I’m driving with this guy, and he runs right through a Stop sign. So I say, “Hey, that was a Stop sign.” And he says, “I drive like my...

Have you heard about the new restaurant, 'Karma'? There are no menus - you get what you deserve.

A mad man from the islands is seen speaking into an empty envelope, and is asked, "What are you doing?" He answers, "Yuh a idiot? Yuh nuh...